Me: Is the world safer than my mom womb ?
God : Not really, but you can see ur lovely mom! she will make the world safer and happier for you.
Me: When am I suppose to see mommy ?
God : 10 months :)
Me: What ? Its already 10+ month...What am i doing talking to you instead of my mommy ?
God : True, time has come..lets wake up mom
Me: Don't worry...I'll do it
5 Hours later...
Me: Mommy, please push harder ..Mom: Ayyappa, when will I get Epidural ? Where is the doctor ? What everybody is doing instead of taking care of me ?
Dad: Everybody is here! In10 min Epdirual will be given.
Mom: 10 min...just page the doctor, do it and stop using iPhone
3 hours later...Me: What is this? Why the gate to small for me to come out !!!!
Me : Thats alright...going to see my mom...so whatever.
Me: 1,2,3,4......100...
God : Rithika...be ready to make the sound.
Me: My name is Rithika..I'm loving it.God...forgot totally..whats my first sound should be - wah..weh..vou..ah...lol...mia.
0 Seconds
Me: Hi mommy ..who is this daddy..what is he doing to us ?
Mom: Cutting cord..his only job today other than calling friends and family, getting congrats.
Me: But he feels scared....poor daddy..this WORLD is funny :)
what's that flashing...camera ?
will get ready soon -10 months no bath, dress too.
what's that sound again to alert people (wah..weh..vou..ah...lol...mia) !!!!!!!
- Rithika April 21, 2010 @ 1:21 pm
Green Bay, Wisconsin
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